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[recipient:Default.First Name] [recipient:Default.Surname] | [recipient:Default.Organisation] ITTF COMPETITION Seeking a New Voice of Table Tennis 8th July 2011 Become the voice of table tennis We are giving the chance of a lifetime to someone who feels they've got what it takes to become the 'Voice of Table Tennis'. Have you always wanted to be a commentator? Have you got the knowledge and insight to engage our viewers? Does travelling to the biggest events all over the world sound brilliant? If the answer is YES.... YES.... YES.... then we want to hear from you, literally. With the ever-increasing popularity of the itTV (ITTF's Web TV Channel) and the continually increasing TV audience across English speaking countries the ITTF is now seeking to add a new person to its list of English commentators. We will offer 1 lucky and talented person the chance to commentate at the Men's World Cup in Paris from 11-13 November, all expenses paid. So how do you get a chance at this fantastic opportunity? It's easy; all you need to do is prove to us that you're the best commentator out there by sending in a recording of you commentating on the final game of the Men's Singles from this year's World Table Tennis Championships Final. To enter please follow the instructions below: 1. Download the recording software from http://audacity.sourceforge.net/download/ 2. Go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05RHiByMn8g 3. Follow the instructions on the video 4. Send your audio file in WAV format to Steve Dainton (sdainton@ittf.com) and Richard Pettit (rpettit@ittf.com) 5. When sending your file please include the following information in your email: * Full Name * Date of Birth * Gender * Nationality and Country of Residence * Relevant Table Tennis experience (if any) * Relevant Commentary experience (if any) Top Tips Speak clearly and remember to add value to the match through interesting facts and insights that enhance the viewer's experience. Don't just say what you see or talk excessively during the points. Download head-to-head statistics - click here Listen to the professionals and learn from the tone, pace and excitement in their voice as they describe the action - click here Listen to your first attempt and see what you could improve; remember practice makes perfect!